At the Salmon fest, a girl got really drunk. While a guy who is 3 years older than her decided he wanted his dick sucked. She said no, so she started slapping her in the face with it,(his dick). After all that, he started to finger her, where he could only get a half of a finger, or less in her. She started yealling "FUCK ME., FUCK ME" and then he said "REAlly ?" And she said welllllll, i dunno by. He then continued to finger her where she yelled the same thing. And also said "I dunno by" when he asked if she was serious. After all of that, he put on a condom, where he could only get the top part(wheere all of the jiz is supposed to go) in her. He then threw the condom in the trees and took off. He then later said, she has the worst cunt I have ever seen, its like grabbing the back of ur sack.
THats the story... 1.This guy i know, he will remain nameless, took a shit in a playground off of a picnic table and wiped his ass with a candy bar wrapper
2. This guy named Quinnsway from Lewisporte was really drunk one night. He then decided to beg Shannon (the town slut) for a handjob. She was only after g iving him a 10 second handjob when he decided that he wanted to choke his own chicken. He blew his load all over Nitsuj's clean dishes in the sink, and without kowing it, NItsju put them back in the cubboard.
3. One night Quinnsway and Nitsuj got really drunk. Quinnsway had drank a liter UFO, a 26'er of peach shnaps, 3 beer and a half bottle of red wine. The girl they were with at the time named Krystal then began stripping for them (got topless). After that he blanked out. When he(Quinnsway)
woke up he was completely covered in puke. HIs boxers were so thouroughly soaked that he had to throw them away into the woods. He was hungover for 3 days. |
